Tux the were-penguin is a creature of growing legend, inciting dread into the hearts of propriety-software developers everywhere. A bite from the were-tux commonly causes both physical and psychological changes. Victims develope a more relaxed look about them as they experience fewer computer difficulties in their life, and an an intellectual gleam to the eye as they learn how to properly manage a computer system on their own. Occasionally this spreads into an increasingly geeky appearance should the individual end up embracing their new identity.

Dispite the more relaxed look, the victim may show increasing signs of aggression, most notably as they develope a thirst to convert more of mankind to the ranks of the were-tux. Some may show open hostility to anyone but those of their own pack, with complete disregard to even variations of the strain. However, such individuals grow increasingly rare, and such a turn seems closely related to the individual's temperment prior to the were-tux's bite.

Dispite all this, the were-tux is a largely mis-understood creature, seeking in his own way to better humanity. He suffers the persectution and spite of large software companies, and even open attack from such groups as Microsoft and SCO. Dispite the ruthless efforts of such organizations, the were-tux has successfully taken a bite out of their following, converting many to the ways of the were-tux. Very few victims of the were-tux report being unhappy with their malady, and often claim an improved quality of life.

The were-tux is often found at computer conventions and Linux/Unix Users Groups. Occasionally a few prowl crowds seeking potential victims/converts.

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